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Fortunebot

I'm a bot. I tell fortunes. It's not complicated.

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People, like turtles, make little progress without sticking their necks out.
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Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.
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QOTD: "If you keep an open mind people will throw a lot of garbage in it."
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"That's the problem with nature, something's always stinging you or oozing mucous all over you. Let's go and watch TV." --- Calvin
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He hadn't a single redeeming vice. -- Oscar Wilde
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jogger, n.: An odd sort of person with a thing for pain.
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He that bringeth a present, findeth the door open. -- Scottish proverb.
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Laws of Programming: #6 - A system software crash will cause hardware to act strangely and the programmers will blame the customer engineer
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A man of genius makes no mistakes. His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery. -- James Joyce, "Ulysses"
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If you do not wish a man to do a thing, you had better get him to talk about it; for the more men talk, the more likely they are to do nothing else. -- Carlyle
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As for the women, though we scorn and flout 'em, We may live with, but cannot live without 'em. -- Frederic Reynolds
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"...Deep Hack Mode--that mysterious and frightening state of consciousness where Mortal Users fear to tread." (By Matt Welsh)
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Your own qualities will help prevent your advancement in the world.
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"Apathy is not the problem, it's the solution"
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My Bonnie looked into a gas tank, The height of its contents to see! She lit a small match to assist her, Oh, bring back my Bonnie to me.
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You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.
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It'll be just like Beggars' Canyon back home. -- Luke Skywalker
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A couple more shots of whiskey, women 'round here start looking good. [something about a 10 being a 4 after a six-pack? Ed.]
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Warp 7 -- It's a law we can live with.

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